Bedtime Stories for you…. « Mummy Knows Best - The hands-on mum's guide to cool kids' stuff

….Of the politically correct variety.

You have got to get a copy of James Finn Garner’s Politically Correct Bedtime Stories. Not for your tot however; unless he or she is not actually a tot; can understand satire and is old enough to enjoy this American author’s humour. There are twelve classic tales in this book with each one being sensitive cialisonline-storeedtop to our often discriminatory nature and therefore politically correct and sans bias stop canadian pharmacy junk mail in every aspect. Sleeping Beauty is ‘Sleeping Persun of Better-Than-Average Attractiveness’ and I did not misspell Persun. It’s just that Person would have a gender viagra en ligne related quality and so even woman is womyn. To further the point, trolls are ‘dirt accomplished and odour–enhanced’ and witches are ‘kindness-impaired’. You get the drift and if you enjoy this snippet from ‘Little Red Riding Hood’ then you are bound to want more.

“Grandma, what big teeth you have!” The wolf said, “I am happy with who I am and what I am,” and leaped out of bed. He grabbed Red Riding Hood in his claws, intent on devouring her. Red Riding Hood screamed, not out of alarm at the wolf’s apparent tendency generic viagra toward cross-dressing, but because of his wilful invasion of her personal space. cialis pills online Her screams were heard by a passing woodchopperperson (or log-fuel technician, as he preferred to be called).

I am off to search for my copy which has been misplaced. These books are very difficult to come by.

James Finn Garner’s Politically Correct Bedtime Stories Macmillan. There are two sequels too – Politically Correct Holiday Stories and Once Upon An Enlightened Time. Order the book online at Rate approximately Rs. 480/-


2 Responses to “Bedtime Stories for you….”

  1. Taherreh says:

    That’s hilarious, and where might I be able to order the book from?

  2. depali bhatia says:

    lovely, will order a copy right away!